This one isn’t new but it is one of the longer “I’m awake, but not really” moments. Shauna and I are both in bed asleep when all of a sudden she jumps out of bed and yells “Oh my gosh, it’s a hide 12:16! Daren, they just said there’s a hide 12:16, we have to get to the basement!”
Now remember, I’m fast asleep so as I’m coming to my senses I’m trying to figure out what the heck a hide 12:16 is. I don’t recall ever hearing of an emergency announcement called hide 12:16? As a look around, watching Shauna run to get her robe out of the closet, I see the clock with red lighted numbers showing 12:16am. It’s then I realize, yep, another night time antic. Annoyed, I tell Shauna she’s just dreaming and to get back in bed. She comes to my side of the bed, bends down so her face is level with mine as says in a devilish voice “I am NOT waiting for you!”
As I watch her turn and run out of the bedroom, I yell “don’t wake the kids!” and then I count down 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…when she then comes walking back into the bedroom and says “don’t you say anything.” And we both go back to sleep.
I just HAVE to laugh - Hilary was our night-talker/walker. We found her in the closet, on the couch and other people's beds. Once when we were still up she came downstairs and when we asked her where she was going, she said she was going out to sleep with the dog. We finally convinced her that the garage was too cold. She never remembered her adventures the next day and insisted we were making them up....until we videotaped her! Tee Hee! Love it, Daren, keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteI remember you telling me this story! Good job obeying your wife haha. By the way, does she know about this blog?
ReplyDeleteI don't know whether to laugh or cry...ya gotta feel a little sorry for her, and you I guess!!
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em coming!
ReplyDeleteI am ROFL over the devilish voice 3 inches from your face.....
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