It Starts...

My wife talks in her sleep. Actually, she talks, walks and works in her sleep. After 24 years I have decided to keep track of her antics. Some are hilarious. Some just make you go hmmmm?

It all started when we were dating in 1987. Shauna and I were watching "Raiders of the Lost Ark" in the middle of the day. She fell asleep on the couch sometime near the end of the movie. As I sat on the couch with her and continued to watch the movie, she all of a sudden jumps up with a face full of terror and starts yelling "they're in your mouth! they're in your mouth!" It scared the heck out of me and I couldn't figure out what she was talking about. I didn't really appreciate her trying to stick her hands in my mouth. Then, I looked back at the movie and remembered the scene where all these bugs came out of this guys mouth. She must have been dreaming about it.

And for me, this is where it all started. As time went on, we got married and had kids.  I experienced lamps being rocked to sleep, children being saved from inside a pillow case to the now infamous "Hide 12:16" emergency. I'll post that one later. I even received a call when I was out of town where she asked me if we were taking delivery of the sports jerseys that were in the delivery truck that she was sure was in front of the house...at 2am.

Stay tuned for more night time antics. I promise, it will be funny!